A BLONDE WITH HORSE SENSE….
There was this blonde farmer who had these two horses that she
couldn’t tell apart. She went to her neighbor and asked if he had
any ideas to help her. The neighbor told her to trim part of one
horse’s tails so one would be shorter than the other. The blonde
thanked her neighbor and went home. She trimmed one of the tails,
and she could tell her horses apart now, until one day when the
other horse got his tail caught in the fence. Now the blonde had a
problem cuz she couldnt tell the horses apart again. So she went
back to her neighbor and asked him what she could do. Her neighbor
said to trim one of the horse’s ears. The blond thanked her neighbor
again and went home. Then she trimmed one of her horse’s ears. Now
he could tell them apart. Until one day when the other horse got its
ear caught in the fence. Now the blond was stuck. So she went back
to her neighbor. Her neighbor suggested that she measure her horses.
The blond thanked her neighbor once again and went home. It turns
out, that the black horse is two inches taller then the white horse,.
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