A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a
message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will
be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would
do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother!!!”

To that the man asks, “Anything??”

And the blonde says, “Yes, anything!!”

He walks into the next room and tells her, “Come in and close
the door.” She does. He then says, “Get on your knees.” She
does. He then says, “Take down my zipper.”

She does. He then says, “Go ahead, take it out.” With that she
takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then
says, “Well, go ahead!”

She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close
to her lips, she says, “Hello…Mom?”