A Close Call….
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in
fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila
said, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!” Sister Catherine’s
eyes grow wide and she barked, “What did you say?!” “A prostitute!”
Sheila exclaimed. Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and
said “Whew! Thank God! I thought you said ‘A Protestant’!”
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