A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE….

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. “I’ve got
some good news and some bad news.” God said.
Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, “Please give
me the good news first.”
Smiling, God explained, “I’ve created two new organs for you.
One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very
intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive
conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It
will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin
populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now
equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children.”
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, “These are great and wonderful
gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after
such great tidings?”
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, “The bad
news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these
organs at a time.”

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