A DRUNK IRISHMAN FALLS….
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket
when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something
wet running down his leg.
“Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
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