Akmed came to the United States from Afghanistan, and he was only
here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an
Arab doctor.

The doctor said, “Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, shit in
de bucket, piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de
bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, “It worked. I feel terrific! What
was it?”

The doctor said, “You were homesick.”