•What do you call a skydiver with no girlfriend?
Homeless
•What’s the difference between God and Skydivers?
God does not think he is a SKYDIVER!
•What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
•What kind of crazy bird yells “Polly wants a cracker” when he jumps from an airplane?
A parrot trooper.
•What do you call a skydiver with no arms and no legs??
Give up?…..It’s Mark!!
And what was the name of his dog??
It’s Spot!
•Why do birds sing ?
They don’t have to pack when they’ve landed!
•What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones?
Monday.
•What’s the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes “[WHACK] … Oh shit!”. A skydiver goes “Oh shit! … [WHACK]”
•How can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team?
A good 4-way team going in sounds like “[WHACK]“.
A bad 4-way team goes “[WHACK] … [WHACK][WHACK] … [WHACK]”