A GLASS OF CIDER….
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out
and cradling her hand. “Mommy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!”
she wailed.
“Why do you want a glass of cider?” asked her mom.
“I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!”
Confused, but weary of the child’s whining, the mother obliged
and poured her a glass of cider.
The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it. “Ouch! It still
hurts! This cider doesn’t work!” she whined.
“What are you talking about?” asked her increasingly perplexed
parent. “What made you think that cider would ease your pain?”
“Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick
in her hand, she can’t wait to get it in cider”
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