A HAIRY PROBLEM….
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to
thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got
so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for
coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So
why do you have so much hair?”
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