Two little boys were at school and heard the word “penis”
while they were playing on the school yard. One asked the
other if he knew what a penis was.

The kid said he didn’t know but would ask his dad when he
got home. That evening, the little boy asked his dad, ”
Dad, what’s a penis?” His dad said, ” Son, I’ll not only
tell you, I’ll show you.”

So they go into the bathroom. His dad lowers his pants and
proudly announces, “Son, that’s a penis. Not only is it a
penis, but it’s a perfect penis!”

The next day at school the little boy finds his friend and
they go to the bathroom together. The boy lowers his pants
and says, ” See that? That’s a penis. ” He pauses for a moment
and adds, ” Not only is it a penis, but if it were two inches
shorter, it would be a perfect penis.”