A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were
discussing when life begins.

“Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization.
That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus.”

“We believe,” said the minister, “that life begins at birth, because
that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making
its own decisions and must learn about sin.”

“You’ve both got it wrong,” said the rabbi. “Life begins when the
children have graduated from college and moved out of the house.”