When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said “One small
step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski.”

For years mission control tried to find what he meant by “good
luck Mr. Goorski.” They checked Russian Astronouts but could not
locate Mr. Goorski. Until now Neil would not reveal what he meant
by “good luck Mr. Goorski.”

Today in a press conferance he told reporters that years ago,
when he was a young boy, he and his brother were playing ball
when his brother hit the ball under their neighbor’s bedroom
window. When Neil went to retrieve the ball, when he overheard
his neighbor’s wife, Mrs. Goorski, telling her husband, “ORAL SEX?
I’LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!!”