Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week
in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time.
After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat
around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says “I don’t think I’ll ever do that again! Ever
since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers ‘7 come
11′ all night, and I haven’t had a wink of sleep!”

The second guy says “I know what you mean. My old lady played
blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all
night and hollers ‘hit me light or hit me hard’ and I haven’t had
a wink of sleep either!”

The third guy says “You guys think you have it bad? My old lady
played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each
morning with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters.”