A hearse was taking a man to a remote cemetery on the top of a
mountain overlooking a small town. The driver took a curve too quickly
causing the casket to roll out of the back and down a very long hill.

There happened to be a Walmart store at the bottom of the hill and the
casket rolled through the open loading dock door, down one of the
aisles and right past the pharmacy counter.

As it rolled by, a cadaverous head peeked out of the casket and asked
the pharmacist, “do you have anything to stop this coffin”?