A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE….
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old
and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box
of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for
checkout. The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?”
The nine-year-old replies “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded “Well, they must be for
your sister then?”
The nine year old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious “Oh. Not for your mom and not
for your sister? Who are they for?”
The nine year old says, “They’re for my four year old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised “Your four year old little brother?”
The nine year old explains: “Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear
one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother
can’t do either of them!”
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