A woman was determined to stop her husband from sleeping in Church.
So, she started poking him with her hat pin every time he fell asleep.

Right about the first time he fell asleep, the preacher was asking,
“And who created the Universe?” The wife pokes her husband and he
awakes and yells, “My God!” The second time he falls asleep the
preacher asks, “And who died on the cross for you?” She pokes her
husband and he screams, “Jesus Christ!”

The third time, the Preacher asks, “And what did Eve say to Adam
after she bore him his 99th son?” The wife pokes her husband and
he jumps up and yells, “If you poke me with that thing one more
time, I’m going to break it off!!!”