ADMISSION OF WOMEN TO GOLF CLUB
Skyline Golf Club
Memo to all members!
Re: The admission of women to the club.
Since the admission of women to the club, members are asked to obey the following rules.
1. Ladies are prohibited from touching the gentlemen’s balls either with hands or club.
2. Players are requested to remain silent during the short strokes.
3. All players with partners are requested to come together. When the lady partner comes first, the gentleman must not delay his strokes but continue playing.
4. In cases where a long position is impossible, the players may so choose a new position.
5. Players deciding on a new lay must start at least a club’s length from the hole.
6. Members are requested to stay out of any hole, showing signs of recent repair or undergoing monthly overhaul until the red flag has been lifted.
7. All holes must be kept clean at all times.
8. Members are also urged to use reasonable precautions at all times as the Management cannot be held responsible for balls lost in the bushes around the holes.
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