ADVICE FROM FORMER PRESIDENTS….
Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was
walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says,
“George, you were always wise, what should I do?” Low and
behold, a voice comes down from above and says, “ABOLISH THE
I.R.S. AND START OVER.”
Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the past President thinks
he’ll try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and
utters the same request to Americas author of the Declaration
of Independence and one of its great early philosophers. “Thomas,
you never had these kind of problems, what can I do to rally
people behind me?” Again a voice from above answers, “WELFARE,
IT’S NOT WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER.”
After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to
all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln
Memorial for guidance from the President who met his untimely
death after winning the Civil War and keeping the country unified.
“Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me and
they no longer trust me what should I do?” After a substantial
pause Abe responds, “TAKE THE DAY OFF, GO TO THE THEATER.”
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