A woman gets into the elevator after shopping at lunch time. She
is returning back to work once the doors close she feels a
serious fart coming on. With no body else in the elevator she
feels comfortable so off she goes and drops a bad one.

After having to endure the smell for a moment or so she feels
embarrassed so she pulls out a can of air freshener that she has
just bought, she spays it around and thinks thats that.

At the next floor a man gets into the lift and looks rather
uncomfortable as he continues to sniff, sniff, sniff,

“Is there something wrong?” says the woman.

“Yes,” says the man “Its the smell.”

“What does it smell like?” She asks, “Airfreshener?”

“No,” he says, “it smells like somebody has shit in a pine tree.”