Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had
learned in Sunday School.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out
of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers
build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across
safely. The he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters
and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blowup
the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.”

“Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?”
his mother asked.

“Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did,
you’d never believe it.”