A woman is walking down her hallway one day when she hears a
buzzing sound coming from her daughter’s room. She opens the door
and there is her daughter lying naked on the bed with a vibrator,
going to town.

“What on Earth are you doing?” she asks.

“Mom, I’m 35 years old, never had a boyfriend, and I still live
with my parents, so it looks like this vibrator is the only
husband I’ll ever have!”

Mom is so dumbfounded by this explanation that she just closes
the door and walks away.

Next day, the father walks down the hall and hears the buzzing
sound and opens the door and sees his daughter lying naked on the
bed using the vibrator and asks, “What on Earth are you doing?”

The daughter gives him the same answer she gave mom, “I’m 35
years old, never had a boyfriend, I still live with my parents,
so it looks like this vibrator is the only husband I’ll ever
have!”

Dad just shrugs his shoulders and says, “O.K. as long as you’re
happy.” He closes the door and leaves.

Next day, Mom hears that buzzing sound again, only this time it’s
coming from the living room. She looks in the living room and
sees her husband sitting in front of the TV with the vibrator
just buzzing away on the table beside him. She gasps, “What on
Earth are you doing with that thing out here?!”

He looks at her and says, matter of factly, “I’m just sitting
here watching the game with my son-in-law!”