Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says, ” I don’ t feel like
it. I just want you to hold me.” The husband says ” WHAT???” The
wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs
as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits.
And then tells his wife, We ‘ll take all three of them. Then goes
over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the
jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so
excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care)
. She goes for the tennis braceoet. The husband says ” but you
don ‘t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it. ‘
The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says ” I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register. ” The husband says, ” no — no — no, honey we ‘ re not
going to buy all this stuff.” The wife face goes blank.

” No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. ”
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the
husband says ” You must not be in tune with my financial needs as
a MAN!!!!!!!!