**An ANAGRAM, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by
transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or
phrase. These are great ones.**

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Evangelist = Evil’s Agent

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in ‘em

Animosity = Is No Amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

Semolina = Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Contradiction = Accord not in it

This one’s amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

“To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler
in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
fortune.” =

In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:

George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush = He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo
warlord)

Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich = Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

The Conservative Party = Teacher in vast poverty

And the grand finale:

“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”
– Neil A. Armstrong =

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on
moon! On to Mars