An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver
walls in the mall lobby that could move apart and back together
again. The boy asked his father, “What is this father?”

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an older lady,
limping slightly with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls
and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small
circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued
to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls
opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, “Go get your Mother.”