AMISH FURNICE….
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are
freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up.” So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend and he
said “My hands are freezing cold.” The girl replied, “Put them
between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.” So he
did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter. He said “My nose is cold.” The girl replied “Put it
between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up.” So he
did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter
and he said, “My penis is frozen solid.”
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, “Have you ever heard of a
penis?” Slightly concerned the mother said, “Why, yes. Why do
you ask?” The daughter replies “Well they make one hell of a mess
when they defrost, don’t they?”
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