AN EASY ENOUGH MISTAKE….
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces
away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman
dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to
the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think
your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “No he
didn’t. He just walked in the door.”
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