The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon
when he noticed a young woman in the front row. She was wearing a
tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn’t
concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service
and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else had left the
church.

When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest voice, “Just
what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?”

“Why reverend,” the young thing replied. “All of my boyfriends tell
me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my
breasts.”

“Hmm. Well let me check,” said the man of the cloth, placing his head
between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head and
said, “I don’t hear any angels singing!”

“Of course not, reverend,” she said. “You’re not plugged in yet.”