The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, “What’s this?”
“A horsey,” one child answers
“And this?” the teacher asks
A piggy.” replies another youngster.
“And now this one?” asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a
male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer,
only total silence
Come now, children,” she coaxes, “I’ll give you a little hint:
What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her
a lot?”
“I know! I know!!” exclaims one little girl. It’s a horny bastard!”