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It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering down the street, lost. He spotted a house not far away, so he quickly ran to it and went inside. There was no one inside the house so he began to look around. Inside one of the rooms, he saw a large coffin in the corner. All of a sudden, the coffin rose up and began to chase the man. He ran out of the house and down the street, but the coffin kept following. The man desperately scrambled in his pockets for something to scare the coffin off. He pulled out a tissue, but the coffin kept coming. He yanked out his keys and threw them at the coffin, but it came closer. So the man reached into his pocket again and pulled out a cough drop, and threw it at it. And what do you know, the cough drop stopped the coffin!
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