An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot were stuck on a cliff when
a genie appeared. “If you jump down this cliff I will grant you a
wish.” said the genie.
The scot jumped first and yelled “whiskey!” and landed in a big
pool of Jack Daniels. The englishman jumped next and yelled “gold”
he landed in a mountain of gold coins. When the Irishman jumped
his hat blew off. “Oh crap!” he said, and landed in a big pile
of…you know.