ARE YOU MY SON….
A young kid gets on the bus, his hair is spiked and dyed
green, purple, and orange. His face and body are full of
tattoos and body piercing. He sits down directly across
from an old man who just stares at him. The punk gets
self-conscious and barks at the old man:
“What are you looking at, old man? Didn’t you ever do
anything wild when you were young?”
The old man says, “Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got
really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought
maybe you were my son.”
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