ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION….
Arriving for her artificial insemination, Mrs. Aldiss
was surprised when the attendant locked the door behind
them and began taking off his clothes. “And just what
do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “Sorry,” said
the young man, “but we’re all out of the bottled stuff.
I’ve got to give you draft.”
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