ASIAN HOTEL….
This is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review.
Room Service: “Morny … ruin sorbees”
Guest: “Sorry … I thought I dialed room service”
Rm. Svc.: “Rye .. ruin sorbees .. morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?”
Guest: “Uh, yes. I’d like some bacon and eggs”
Rm Svc: “Ow july den?”
Guest: “What?”
Rm. Svc.: “Ow july den? … pry, boy, pooch?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs. How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please”
Rm. Svc.: “Ow july dee baycheem … crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine”
Rm. Svc.: “Hokay. An san toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Rm. Svc.: “San toes. July san toes?”
Guest: “I don’t think so”
Rm. Svc.: “No? Judo one toes?”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this but I don’t know what ‘judo one
toes’ means”
Rm. Svc: “Toes, toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?”
Guest: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’. Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine”
Rm. Svc.: “We bother?”
Guest: “No, just put the bother on the side”
Rm. Svc.: “Wad??”
Guest: “I mean butter … just put it on the side”
Rm. Svc.: “Copy?”
Guest: “Sorry?”
Rm. Svc.: “Copy … tea … mill?”
Guest: “Yes, coffee please, and that’s all”
Rm. Svc.: “One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy … rye?”
Guest: “Whatever you say”
Rm. Svc.: “Tendjewberrymud”
Guest: “You’re welcome”
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