A man goes to the White House Front Gate and asks to see
President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy that
Clinton isn’t President any longer, please leave. The man
dutifully goes away.

The next day he comes back to the White House and asks
to see President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy
that Clinton is not the President any longer, please go
away. Again, the man goes away.

The third day he comes back again, and again the same Marine
is on duty. The man asks to see President Clinton and the
Marine says, WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM?
CLINTON IS NOT THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE!!!

The man smiles happily and says, I know, I just like hearing it!