[Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.]

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well, dear… a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
One night, they go into their room. They kiss and hug and have
sex. [The daughter looks puzzled.] That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
daddy’s room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, honey.