BACHELOR PARTY….
Bob’s father and friends were throwing him the best bachelor
party ever. There were hookers and strippers, tons of food,
and best of all, some great porno flicks.
Feeling the beer, Bob’s dad stands up and hollers to get
everyone’s attention.
“I want to propose a toast to my son! Bob, I’m so glad I could
be here with you on the happiest day of your life.”
“But, Pop,” Bob said, I’m not getting married until tomorrow!”
Bob’s dad interrupted and said, “Like I said, I’m so glad I
could be here with you on the happiest day of your life.”
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