BAD MOUTHED PROFESSOR….
One of my classes in University was instructed by a bad
mouth professor, the whole lesson was filled with dirty
jokes sexist remarks etc… In my class where two Catholic
raised (only by nuns !) students (girls of course) who
where strongly offended by the professors language.
After asking him to stop his behavious with no results
they turned to the management, where they where promised
that the professor will behave.
The two girls agreed to give it another chance but said
if the professor ever bad mouth’s in class again they
will imediately leave class and hire a lawyer.
The professor was called to the general managers office
where he was warned that if any more complaints come in
he would loose his job IMMEDIATELY.
The professor assured the manager that there will be no
further problems.
The next day the professor came into class and opened
with the following sentence: “In about three more hours
an American aircraft carrier will dock at town, on board
this carrier (which has been in sea for the past 4 months)
is a sailor named Tim, Tim has a 2.5 meter DICK.”
As he finished his sentence the two girls got up to leave
the class.
Then the professor turned to them and said “Wait you still
have three more hours to get there!”
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