BAR TALK….
The cowboy, Indian & Muslim at the bar: — On late one Saturday
afternoon, a local west Texas cowboy rode his horse into the
nearby town of Pecos and stopped at the local watering hole.
While seated at the bar having a beer, in walked an old Indian
and a devout Muslim, dressed with turban and all. Both persons
went to the bar and took a stool on either side of the cowboy.
Eventually, their conversation drifted around to their varying
cultures of history and background.
The native American stated, “Once my people were many, but now we
are few.”
The Muslim then chimed in and said, “Once my people were few, but
now we are many.”
The cowboy glanced at the Indian a moment, then he looked directly
at the Muslim and said with a sly grin, “That’s cause we ain’t
played cowboys and Muslims yet.”
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