A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop
this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to
unload them somehow.

With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he
decided that would be a good venue to reach more
people. With this in mind he went to the local TV station
to speak with the advertising manager.

The farmer said, “I would like to purchase a minute or
two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful
beans. I have such a bountiful crop of beans of all kinds;
pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans…”

The sales manager said, “Okay, okay, I get the
message. And what would you be able to pay for this
amount of prime advertising time?”

The farmer scratched his beard, looked off, then said,
very solemnly, “I’d be willing to go as high as $300 to
reach those folks.”

“$300!” the manager yelled, “You must be out of your
mind! The current sponsors pay through the nose to get
the exposure of the Super Bowl! The makers of Kotex
pay MILLIONS of dollars to reach the audience!”

The farmer very evenly replied, “I’m sure that’s right.
But those people are out for blood. I’m just farting
around.”