There once was a man with a permanent erection. Try as he might, he couldn’t get it to go down. Finally he went to his doctor, who happened to be a female.

“I’d like to speak to a male doctor,” he said.

The woman replied, “I’m a professional. I run this clinic with my sister, who is also a professional. Anything you can tell a man, you can tell us.”

“Ok,” he said. “I have a permanent erection. What can you give me for it?”

“Hmmm,” she replied. “I’ll go into my office and confer with my sister.”

After a minute, she returned and said, “We’ll give you $25,000 and half the business profits.”