A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can
get two tattoos.

The artist says, “Sure.”

She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey,
and beneath it she would like it to say “Happy Thanksgiving.” On
her right inner thigh, she says that she wants a picture of Santa
Claus, and beneath that she would like it to say, “Merry Christmas.”

Obliging his customer, the artist gives her the two tattoos, and
after he is finished, he asks her why she wanted them. She told
him that she was sick of her husband saying there was nothing to
eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.