Then Noah decided to check and see if there was dry land.
He fired up his laptop computer which seemed to take
forever to boot up and finally, “After forty days, Noah
opened the window he had made” Genesis 8:6 . He was very
frustrated that it took him forty days to open the window,
but he was only using a 286 with 640KB of RAM, so what
could he realistically expect?

Like Noah, others were also disappointed by early versions
of Windows. 1 Samuel 19:12 records that David was let down
by a window and he fled and escaped. (Who among us has not
been let down by windows on occasions.)

You can almost hear excitement turn to disappointment in
the young woman’s voice when she exclaims “My lover is
like a gazelle or a young stag. Look! There he stands
behind our wall,…” then she realizes that he is distracted
by his new Pentium system and she continues, dejected:
“scrolling through the windows” Song of Solomon 2:9 Slight
paraphrase

Early computer viruses were often referenced, for example,
Jeremiah warns that “Death has climbed in through our
windows…” Jeremiah 9:21. In later verses he attributes
this to a woeful lack of prerelease testing. (Note: Some
manuscripts omit these verses to avoid legal reprisals)
Others had more success at using their systems, Elisha ”
Opened the east window” 2 Kings 13:17 and Jeremiah was
renown throughout the land because “He makes large windows”
Jeremiah 22:14 and was able to use the tile facility so that
“the windows were placed high, in sets of three” 1 Kings 7:4 .
Using the color feature he was able to make them “with cedar
and decorated in red” 1 Kings 7:4 also.

However, most of the Old Testament windows users were not
very productive because there was nothing in their windows
until several thousand years later when Paul “shook the dust
from his feet in protest and went to Iconium” Acts 13:51 where
first century icons were created. But even Paul himself had
difficulty with the new systems. He was later put in prison
because one of the icons named Eucalyptus fell out of the
window and was “picked up dead” Acts 20:9 which is not a good
thing.

And finally, I would be remiss if I did not point out that
the Bible also speaks to the future of Windows. How telling
are the verses in Ecclesiastes 12:3-5 where the writer predicts:
“the keepers of the house tremble, and the strong men stoop
and those Working With Windows grow dim… Then man goes to
his eternal home and mourners go about the streets.”
(Emphasis mine) Some scholars see this as predicting that
Windows will be the death of us all, but the original text
is unclear on this. Some think that the reference to “grow
dim” is referring to mental capability, not physical demise,
I think both translations have an element of truth!

“Our mouths were filled with laughter…” Psalms 126:2