A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One
day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker
with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, “I want to
join your club.” The guy was amused, but said that she needed to
meet certain requirements in order to join their elite club. The
biker asks, “Do you have a motorcycle?” The little old lady replies,
“Yep… my bike’s parked over there”, and points to a Harley Davidson
Sportster parked in the driveway. The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep…drink like a fish. I’ll drink
any man in your club under the table.” The biker asks, “Do you
smoke?” The little old lady replies, “Yep…smoke like a chimney.
At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the
evening, while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is very impressed and says, “Last question…..have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz?” The little old lady thinks for a minute
and says, “Nope…but I’ve been swung around by the nipples a few
times.