Bill Gates was going down the road in a car
Bill Gates was going down the road in a car when a cop pulls him over. He says, “Officer, I assure you that I was going the speed limit.” They go on a little bit, then the officer explains that the route number isn’t the speed limit. He notice Bill’s face is pale, and he’s breathing hard. The officer asks, “Are you gonna be ok?” He says, “Yea, I just got off Route 119.”
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