Brody came home from school one day and asked his mom, “Mom,
what is sex?”

His mom was flustered, but she knew this day would come, and
decided to be honest. She spent the next hour explaining to
her son about the birds and the bees, and where babies came
from.

When she was done her son smiled, pulled a questionnaire out
of his pocket and pointed to the word sex: “That’s cool, but
how am I supposed to get it all in this little box next to the
F and the M?”