Biting Back
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.
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Gee, that hurts!! So bad, go girl!!! hehehe
I truely love what she did because actions always speak louder than words and that is a fact.
If that were me my husband doing that to me his nose would have been right of center.
Timing is everything I think she waited for a perfect time to get back at him PERFECT!!!