BLACK BOX….
Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip across
the ocean. The first lady said, “I don’t know about y’all, but I’m
gonna wear hot pink underwear before I get on that plane.”
“Why?” the other two asked.
The first replied, “Because, if that plane is gonna crash, and I’m
out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they’re going to see my
ass.”
The second lady said, “Well, I’m going to wear some fluorescent
orange underwear.”
“Why?” the others asked.
The second lady answered, “Because if this plane is going to crash
and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, they’re gonna see my ass.”
The third old lady said, “Well, I’m not going to wear any underwear.”
“What? No underwear!” the others said in disbelief.
“That’s right, you heard me. I’m not wearing any underwear,” the
third lady said, “because if this plane crashes, they’re going to
look for the black box first.”
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