BLONDE AND BLUE….
A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his
co-workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them
it had happened at church. They didn’t believe him, and wanted to
know what really happened.
So he told them, “I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed.
When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the
biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack,
so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her.
She did not like that, so she hit me.” The guys laughed and ribbed
him about it all day.
The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again
the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he’d got beaten
up at church. Again they didn’t believe him, so he explained, “I went
to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing
the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her
dress again stuck up her butt-crack.”
At this point the other men interrupted and said, “Please tell us you
didn’t pull her dress out of her crack again?”
“No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn’t like that,
so I shoved it back in.”
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