You can be sure someone is an blond bimbo when she:

Puts lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin’ “Free Lays!”

Tries to drown a fish.

If you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you’d get change.

Thinks socialism means partying.

Trips over a cordless phone.

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” she put
Sagittarius.”

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Studies for a blood test and fails.

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

Sells the car for gas money.

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moves.

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.