Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend
buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again….for no reason.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal,
don’t you like getting flowers?”

The red head says, “Oh sure…..but he always has expectations after
giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three
days on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde says “Don’t you have a vase?”